Born: Categories: Height: Weight: Years Racing: Occupation: Favorite Bike Mechanic:

1987 1,3 5' 6.5'' 150 lbs 17 Junior Historian Nazareth College Ryan

 Walmart Danny

Danny does not eat milk, unless you cut it!

Bio: "Junior historian" Danny Zotter is an über mac walmart-dominant field sprinter, and will be racing with Team ROG for another season. Danny was born a simple peasant in the humble hills of Zumunda, where he has risen with the aid of Flower City Cycling's Dr. Howard Schenker, to unimaginable power. Danny has united the people of ROG from the tyrannical rule of "Ceauşescu Scheske". These people include Specialized bike company, Little Bakery, Cleason Concrete company, BENTE and AOH, who under the leadership of the Great leader Dan Magill has managed to bring to the people of the AOH unbelievable wealth. Danny has systematically managed to fail at eliminating doping from amateur cycling. With his legions of Spanish doctors, lead by Emanuel Fuentes, they plan to eliminate doping by the year 2110 C.E. Their plan is to forgo any scientific testing, instead they will personally decide who is a doper and who isn't because lets face it Fuentes knows a doper when he sees one. Without a doubt this is the most unfair plan of attack against doping that has ever been devised.

The futility of racing against Belgians in terminals
Cross season begins soon and all eyes are focus on anyone but Danny. He goes into cross season with the unreasonably high goal of winning the UCI Worlds, and as long as Rob Wing, Mark Herman and the entire nation of Belgium fail to make their planes Danny should easily easily win the race to get lost in the terminal. You all should look to Danny for faith because you all have read this entire piece of gibberish, and know you are a little bit dumber. Honestly you don't have nothing better to do than to sit at your computer reading my articles, therefore, I will now tell you what to do: get up and go put another danish in your belly and grab a Guinness. Go outside and stare at your lovely Specialized Tarmac, its what Chris Horner would do. WWCHD? Take your right hand and slowly, but gradually increasing in speed, wax that lovely Record drive train; and dream about writing that big check to Cleason Concrete for their work on your driveway (apparently you live in Buffalo). Finally, find and thank Dan Magill for being the greatest President the AOH has had since the glorious revolution.

New stuff:

In 2008 Danny will be spending endless hours riding up and down the bay hills. Without a doubt he will transform his body into that of a climber: just like Chris Horner. Plus, I am drinking blue tea just like Owen, except he doesn't drink blue tea because he drinks cola; nevertheless, the stuff is magical. It comes from the blue hills of Kentucky and the fields of Boise, Idaho, "eh"?

Everyone should get at;east one of their eyes checked by a doctor, maybe Howard. Danny doesn't ride Record, not even Super Record, he rides "Super Mirage", but only "rage" on his cross bike. Some say he only breaths pure oxygen, others say he's only afraid of spiders, and others say he never blinks, but we don't know because we only know him as ez-dz.

P.S. What Would Chris Horner Do? WWCHD?

Forever your National Champion of Zumunda

Danny Zotter

2007 Results:
National Champion of Zumunda 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004, 2007, 1997, 1951, 1991, 2001 B.C.
Giro D'Italia stage 22, 1st place
Tour De France stage 21, 1st place
Vuelta a Espana prologue, 9 place
Ascention Church Crit 4th, Cat 4
Field Cat 3/4
Chris Thater 1st, cat 4
Niagara Square classic crit cat 3,4: 5th place

Monday night Gp of Towners overallpoints champion

2nd place Friday night Towners hill climb championships

(that last piece of data is not true because i would never do a hill climb)

2008 Results:

Binghamton Circuit race: 2nd

Glens Falls crit, cat 3/4, 8th

Rochester Crit, cat 3/4, 12th